Total Medals Earned: 1,130 (From 113 different games.) Total Medal Score: 20,860 Points
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/280 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Congratulations! You get 10 out of 10!
Medals Earned: 5/20 (50/200 points)
From V for Vendetta
from The shining
From Star Wars
From Run Lola Run and Forrest Gump
From Jaws
From The Matrix
From a clockwork orange
From the Exorcist
From Flash Dance
From Freddy vs Jason
From Lord of the rings
From Hanna
From Harry Potter and Ghost
From Indiana Jones
From Kill Bill
From The Seven Year Itch
From any zombie, vampire, werewolf or spiderman movie
From Rambo
From Saturday Night Fever
From Godzilla vs King Kong
Medals Earned: 1/22 (5/450 points)
Kill all four babies in any level.
Pluck every vegetable and destroy every weed in the oasis.
Unlock the first 11 flower faces by collecting 5000 coins.
Deal the finishing blow to a boss with a projectile weapon.
Rescue one of the seven hidden Koopalings.
Activate all four colours of ! blocks.
Complete any level without killing an enemy or getting hit.
Kill 50 Dolphins in one play session.
Use every level exit.
Collect 20K coins and unlock all 41 flower faces.
Collect all seventy-five silver coins.
Rescue all seven hidden Kooplaings.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (400/400 points)
Check the ? room to check all ABC animals names on spanish mode
Check all the 1st Test Spanish Mode
Pass all the Test 2 Spanish Mode
Pass all the English Test
Medals Earned: 91/100 (1,610/2,000 points)
07 - Get Machine Gun
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Get turned into a snail
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
Medals Earned: 26/30 (400/600 points)
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Stand on ice and slide around.
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Cast a level 3 spell.
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Cast a spell for the first time.
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Reach an experience level of 30.
Max out your HP and MP.
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Collect every coin in every level.
Open every treasure chest in every level.
Medals Earned: 16/45 (245/1,440 points)
Get the Backpack.
Build the Storehouse.
Defeat a Boar.
Build the Smelter.
Build the Farm.
Build the Hut.
Build the Market.
Build the Kitchen.
Build the Workshop.
Defeat a Wyrm.
Build the Dock.
Build the Laboratory.
Now what do I do with it?
Build the Wyrm Pen.
Add a Pen to the Farm.
Build a Boat.
Add an Orchard to the Farm.
Build a structure with a Blueprint.
Build the Power Plant.
Catch an Electric Eel.
Activate the Forge.
Build the Elevator.
Buy a Super Pack.
Build the Factory.
Cook a Pizza.
Defeat a Golem.
Mine a Diamond.
Defeat a Diode Wolf.
Activate the Synthesizer.
Read all the Logs.
Chop down a Purple Tree.
Install a full set of Cyborg gear.
Obtain a full set of dragon equipment.
Fly on a Dragon.
Capture a spirit of every element.
Hatch a Dragon from a Cocoon.
Solve the Bandit problem.
Upgrade your character with 500 or more Skill Points.
Defeat the Wyrm Queen.
Defeat the Old One.
Successfully Confront the Mirrows.
Defeat the Golemech.
Medals Earned: 30/48 (295/500 points)
Win game with 20 points or more
Very Bad, popular music makes your ears bleed
Find the 3 hidden stars
won game with 30 points or more
Won the game with all right answers
Medals Earned: 9/15 (90/490 points)
Reach 50m
Evade 100 Spike Blocks
Jump 100 times
Evade 20 Death Loops
Evade 20 Flame Bullets
Reach 100m
Jump 500 times
Evade 10 quakes
Reach 300m
Jump 1000 times
Evade 20 Crushers
Unlock all medals
Reach 500m
Jump 2000 times
Medals Earned: 13/30 (120/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
It takes a lick'n...
Eat a pork chop!
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Dracula!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!