Flashlight237's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SME: Alvin & the Chipmunk]

Great, mock another user why don't you? No offense, but the intro was rude.

[Hot Pepper Challenge 2]

Well, this is a nice animation. I wonder what's next? A Bhut Jolokia/Ghost Chile maybe? I dunno, but hey, there ain't no dare that Daren won't accept. 9/10. I don't really have much else to say.

[SME: Gumby]

At least you started with a greeting.

[DR. BEES]

...And, of course, the fat boy scout becomes the new Dr. Bees.

[SME: Judge Judy]

Dude, all episodes of Judge Judy are recorded live, so there is no way there'd be any "secret missing episodes", let alone one that makes fun of the law. Speaking of laws, posting copyrighted pics on websites is illegal. You got to listen to people. 0/10.

[Storge wars]

Well, this is a bizarre animation and an acid trip. Of course I don't care about some of the mistakes here since it was intended to be an acid trip, but the only thing that guffs me up is the pair of eyes. Sometimes, they move off of the star. I'll give it an 8/10.

Arvstar responds:

thank you for watching it. The funny thing about the eyes, the movement off the main body was intentional.The lack of movement in the pupils though, a big oversight by myself. When I am able to work on it more, I will put up the upgraded version. Then hope for people's enjoyment or constructive criticisms. thank you again

[Pervert Jones]

Well, I like this animation. It reminded me of an old pervert I created a year ago. Of course the least you could do with it is to clean the sound. If you don't have Audacity yet, you could download it for free. It is a good sound-editing tool. Of course as you stated in a reply to nakedNincampoops's review, it is made just to test the program, and I can understand that. Of course since this is a freestyle animation, the best I can say is, well, take your time. I'll give it a 6 out of 10.

[ALEX KIDD In Mascot World]

Well, this is a nice animation. Wreck-it Ralph was the one narrating the Mortal Kombat games? We've always thought it was Shao Khan. Of course there are a few choppy moments, plus the animation's slow at the scene where Sonic's running. I'll give this a 7 out of 10.

Anax responds:

okay! thanks to tips!!

[OLEG'S FINEST]

Now that's a guy who knows how to sell pirated games and pirated movies. He comes with an Italian accent. Like Mario? Well, go with Oleg. Like Mario? He better. He sells pirated materials with some Italian accent, oh, and he has a mustache.

Yeah, I had to say that. Nice movie, hilarious too. 10/10.

[SME: Sesame Street]

Really? Why another one of these slideshows with poor voiceovers? Why can't you just LISTEN to people for once. All I'm asking you, and all most of the other viewers are asking is that you lower the volume on these things, stop with the lousy gay jokes, find DECENT sound effects, and/or at LEAST grab a microphone and speak the lines instead of using Microsoft Sam or some other computer voice program. Also, make sense for once. Stop using those ridiculously impossible numbers and use the number 18 instead.

Furthermore, why is it that I've seen reviews written on your videos that may ACTUALLY help you IMPROVE get REPORTED? Are you just against improvement? Open your eyes for once! You're damaging this site with your mediocre slideshows. How these "videos" of yours are able to withstand every attempt to blam them is beyoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oond me. Plus look at all of these pictures. They're copyrighted pictures, which are illegal to post on most if not all websites, including this.

What? Are you looking at this review, waiting to click on the exclamation mark? Are you? Fine! But know this. Once people read my statement, maybe, and I mean maybe they will come to their senses and work together to block these indignant, indecent, unoriginal, inartistic, homophobic, and above all disastrous slideshows. Either way, these videos will still receive jerk reviews and "jerk" reviews. I bid you adieu!